Every Time Sarah Palin Winks, God Kills a Kitten

Here’s one for all those Republican, evangelical Biblical literalists out there. Apparently, Sarah Palin’s wink is an affront not just to me and you, but to God, too:

From Proverbs 6:12-15

A naughty person, a wicked man [or woman], walketh with a froward mouth. He winketh with his eyes … he deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord. Therefore shall his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall he be broken without remedy.”

And from Proverbs 10:10

He [or she] that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow: but a prating fool shall fall.”

(Thanks to Dwindling In Unbelief)